Hey, Jury!
- My mother (the spoon-wielding bitch) tried to make me feel sorry for the family of Travis. That goes to show you how supportive my family is.
- Yeah, Travis is dead because of me. But that bastard made me kill him. I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for him. I never wanted to hurt him. I don't even hurt spiders. But enough about Travis. Let's talk about me.
- Look at all these pictures of me! You have to admit I was an adorable child. It's no wonder I grew up to be a drop-dead gorgeous adult. Who could ever forget my most famous photo ever, taken by Travis on June 4, 2008? Admit it. I'm a porn star.
- I was the first one to hold my stupid sister, Angela, when she was born. If ever there was a mitigating factor, that's it.
- I want you to see all the wonderful men I dated before Travis. Look how happy I was with them. I would have shown you pictures of me and Travis but... I can't even look at his family. Why would I want to look at him?
- And look, here I am with friends which you probably thought I didn't have. Don't they look happy to be with me?
- My BFF, Patti Womack, wanted to come speak to you but some mean people threatened and harassed her if she comes back to the state. At least that's all I'm allowed to say about that.
- If you let me live, I pledge to be the central socialite of the prison. All the other women will dote on me, depend on me to teach them Spanish and sign language and how to read and how to trace magazine ads and all about great literature. I can even teach them to sing.
- If you let me live, I'll keep donating my fabulous hair to Locks of Love.
- I'll never be a mother because of the terrible choices I made. I never should have fallen in love with that pervert abuser, Travis Alexander. I never wanted to drag his name through the mud, but people made me. I had to answer the questions.
- I really don't care that you don't believe I was abused by Travis. By God, I'm a SURVIVOR and I've got the t-shirt to prove it.
- I know I said I wanted the death penalty and that I wanted to commit suicide. More of my lies, I'm afraid. Today I'm telling you I want to live because I don't want to inflict any more pain on my family who will be ever so sad if I die. Please don't deprive them of my glorious presence.
P.S. Wednesday, May 22
God have mercy on this woman's narcissistic soul. Jodi Arias, herself, is the biggest aggravating factor in this case. And I'm filled to here with aggravation.Okay, okay. So, none of the above talking points is a direct quote from Jodi Arias. It's all just my interpretation of what I heard her say in my mind.
What the hell must her family have been thinking and feeling during those nineteen minutes? Sorry, I cannot begin to imagine the answer to that. Just my opinion but I think if the jury feels strongly about sparing Jodi's family, they'll hand down the death penalty and set the Arias family free.
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